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what do you mean you want me to do another autopsy? and why do i have to do it right now? i just spent hours on my feet doing an autopsy, all for you. i do it all for you, mulder. you know, i haven't eaten since 6:00 this morning, and all that was was half a cream cheese bagel, and it wasn't even real cream cheese, it was light cream cheese. and now you want me to run off and do another autopsy????????

Photographed by Willy Vanderperre for Vogue Japan May 2014

Photographed by Willy Vanderperre for Vogue Japan May 2014

- Who the hell are you?

- I am every little girl you ever watched, touched, hurt, screwed, killed.

On disrespect: “I have been in relationships where a man has disrespected me, and I don’t need to be friends with that man anymore. I don’t want to be the one going, ‘I’m cool, because I’m friends with all my exes.’ There’s a reason why you’re called an ex. I crossed you off my list. Moving on. You cross a line, you need to know that you’re going to walk this earth knowing that there’s an individual who has no respect for you.”  Zoe Saldana for Marie Claire Magazine, August 2014


Heike Makatsch for LALA Berlin

Heike Makatsch for LALA Berlin


Nicolas Andreas Taralis fall 2011

Nicolas Andreas Taralis fall 2011

Every story needs a good old-fashioned villain.


vlada roslyakova in ‘angels’ by sølve sundsbø for pop magazine s/s 2006.

vlada roslyakova in ‘angels’ by sølve sundsbø for pop magazine s/s 2006.

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jess, 20s, awkward queer cis grl. queen of slime, queen of filth, queen of putrescence, etc.


i like ladies, emotionally constipated train wreck characters, chosen families, detectives, monsters, people who fight monsters, dana scully’s early 90s aesthetic, and analyzing and deconstructing texts. i love amy pond, clarice starling, scott mccall, and poopy baby sherlock holmes (all variations, though i haven't seen a lot of the older movies yet), and i will fight u for their honor, like, i will eat u, probably. i used to be a vegetarian, but now i don’t have any rules!!!


seriously, though, i think it’s important to discuss the problematic aspects of media. i try to do so in a way that is constructive and respects other people’s enjoyment because i also think it's important to try to NOT BE A CRUSTY FUCKBAG, but you know: a vague disclaimer is nobody's friend. if my negative reaction to something you love is upsetting you and you’d like me to tag it in a specific way so you don’t have to see it, just let me know. i would be happy to do this! everyone deserves to like the shit they like without condescending turds on the internet making them feel bad about it. i'm too old for that shit.

also, please let me know if there’s anything else you need me to tag or warn for in my posts. ask as anon if you don't feel comfortable! it's ok to tell me i forgot to tag something. if i say or do something gross or hurtful, please don’t hesitate to let me know so i can check my shit (though it is absolutely no one’s responsibility to teach me anything--i just wouldn’t want to cause anyone further pain or perpetuate harmful ideas through my ignorance).

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